Iguana wrestling is an awesome sport that kids love to watch. Every single night somebody would come in after a grueling match and they would end up in the front of the bar, middle of the crowd, iguana wrestling. You gotta picture it: This big guy takes off his shirt, another guy takes off his shirt, you grab his waistband and tie them both together so now you have a much larger belt, he takes it off and then you put it on the smaller guy’s back.
The United States has not joined up yet, but that doesn’t mean that iguana wrestling hasn’t begun. In fact, there are competitions all over the place. In California there is the California State University of Polytechnic. This is where one division of this team is called the California Chiclets, and these are made up of students who wear the California State University Chiclets wrestling shirts.
There are even some little kids who are interested in competing in this type of wrestling, although their chances are slim to none. This isn’t like boxing, where you get three judges and the audience is even more split. This is a complete elimination match with two wrestlers each battling it out for the gold. When they are matched up, they don’t fight out for the championship and they don’t even fight for position on the table. They just exchange holds and when one person gets tired, they both get down to the mat and then they rinse and repeat. It is very interesting to watch.
The matches go to the mat and once the iguana and the opponent have warmed up, the match is on. The rules are very simple and easy to understand. You only need two people to begin a match; one to start and the other to hold onto the opposite ends of the baleater. Once the iguana and the opponent have warmed up, they will both strike each other with their feet.
The best thing about this type of wrestling is that once the iguana gets on top of his opponent he can weight-drop them. He can do this multiple times until the person can no longer move or even breathe. Once this happens, then the iguana will simply sit back down and wait for the person to get off him. Then he can jump right back up and start again. If the person tries to get away from him, then he will stomp down hard on their foot and then stomp harder when they get back up. The animal then becomes confused and has no choice but to let go and walk away.
It is important that you watch your iguana’s every move when you’re trying to figure out how to win with this technique. He may not even realize what he is doing. If he is doing something that is dangerous, then he will lose his balance and fall to the ground. He will get up again and be in good standing again but he won’t be able to weigh-drop you like he could when he was just a hatchling. Once he gets on his feet, then he can weigh-drop you but you need to stay on top of him until he is finished. Otherwise, the iguana might decide he wants to come down and play with you while he is in his adult shell.
When you are trying to figure out how to win with iguana wrestling, it is important to remember that your iguana will not always win the weigh-down. Sometimes the iguana will lose his balance and fall to the ground, but the odds of this happening are slim to none. Instead, the iguana will decide that he would rather wrestle you while he is on top and try to keep you from getting to the bottom. This is just what you need because when you are on top, the iguana will have to deal with your sharp teeth and his claws which are designed to puncture flesh.
In order to insure that your iguana is not going to end up seriously injured in this type of situation, you should get a vet to weigh him up before wrestling. You can then make an educated decision about whether or not you should allow your iguana to participate in iguana wrestling or not. Most importantly, if you are not planning on having a wrestling match with your iguana, then you should also get a second opinion about whether or not you should let him wrestling. If you are planning on keeping your iguana as a pet, then he might not be worth the risk to his safety when you wrestle him.
